How to Tell if You have White-Trash Roots

[This one is kind of autobiographical… tell no one!] Your dad spends an entire afternoon explaining to you how best to head-butt a bouncer. ♪ You go to a family wedding and they need a best man and a maid of honor because the bride and groom got into a fist fight with the ones […]

How to Tell if You have White-Trash Roots